Today was tiring. I woke up at 2:35 AM because I thought it was morning, but some drunken scotsmen were just having a good time outside the window. Then breakfast of runny eggs, tea, tomatoes (!!) and yogurt, and off to the room where they would explain a little bit about scottih history and talk about safety etcetc. They gave me a laptop case!

A nice scottish policeman explained some things about safety, and then showed us pictures of who was most likely to steal our stuff. Chavs. All of them. I guess there are no gangs who will, as he put it "pop a cap in your ass". Apparently, any measure of self defense one could take is illegal here, including pepper spray. Weed is also illegal. If you smoke it, you'll get expelled from your university, kicked out of the country with no passport, and never get that upper-class american hummer you always wanted.

Lunch of soup and bread.

The tour of Edinburgh was nice as well. I went up to see the Firth and the Pollack Halls. I pointed them out, and felt like an expert. It made me miss Fringe Gang 2007. I should call them.

Best line of the night, by two bros.

"What's that stadium thing?"
"IS IT FOR QUIDDITCH?"

I walked past the Elephant cafe and squeed for a good five minutes.

I had dinner (soup again) in the UK's finest chain restaurant, went out for drinks, and got a milk bar.

I'm getting so poooorrrrr.