this is the sixth time I've seen this dude.

Oh hot guy with a mullet, sitting at the table adjacent to mine
I see you there, staring at your computer with the awesome cover/case--
Are you British, Mullet Guy? Is your affinity for red plaid and hiking boots ironic?
Did you match your ear buds to your books on purpose?
It is alright, Mullet Guy. Keep on being pretty.

(shamefully ripped off)